I Accidentally Turned my Horse into a Porn Star and Can't Fix It

So one of the first posts I wrote, and probably one of my most popular, was the one I wrote about Runkle's first sheath cleaning. Even non horse people like it, because it's funny to see someone squeam their way through a necessary but not oft talked about horse maintenance... issue.

The entry got a lot of hits, and it kept getting even more hits every day until it far surpassed my other entries.

I was excited that something I wrote was so popular and looked into the referring URLs to see where the traffic was coming from. That's when I noticed something disturbing.

Is that... German Google?

And then I saw the search topics.

Oh no. No. I just wanted to make a funny post about something we all hate.

WHAT DOES AMELDEN MEAN? GOOGLE MY CHILD'S PENIS??

I didn't want to make my horse an international porn star.

I feel like I discovered I was accidentally running a child pornography ring... OF MY OWN CHILD.

THE INTERNET ISN'T SAFE.

I tried changing some language in the post. It didn't help; I think I'm too late.

My horse is a European porn star.

I'm so sorry Runkle. Please don't press charges. Also don't leave for Europe to start a Magic Mike-esque show.

Coming soon to a strip club near you.