I Accidentally Turned my Horse into a Porn Star and Can't Fix It

So one of the first posts I wrote, and probably one of my most popular, was the one I wrote about Runkle's first sheath cleaning. Even non horse people like it, because it's funny to see someone squeam their way through a necessary but not oft talked about horse maintenance... issue.




The entry got a lot of hits, and it kept getting even more hits every day until it far surpassed my other entries.

I was excited that something I wrote was so popular and looked into the referring URLs to see where the traffic was coming from. That's when I noticed something disturbing.

Is that... German Google?
And then I saw the search topics.




Oh no. No. I just wanted to make a funny post about something we all hate.

WHAT DOES AMELDEN MEAN? GOOGLE MY CHILD'S PENIS??


I didn't want to make my horse an international porn star.


I feel like I discovered I was accidentally running a child pornography ring... OF MY OWN CHILD.

THE INTERNET ISN'T SAFE.


I tried changing some language in the post. It didn't help; I think I'm too late.

My horse is a European porn star.

I'm so sorry Runkle. Please don't press charges. Also don't leave for Europe to start a Magic Mike-esque show.

Coming soon to a strip club near you.

Comments

  1. lol those sheath cleaning posts will get you everytime! I think its still one of Lauren's most popular posts (or at least I think it was Lauren).

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    1. there should be some kind of blogger nation warning then!!

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  2. I'm dying! Every man's dream....to be an European porn star. Note to self do NOT ever write about sheath cleaning.

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    1. HAHAH that is true.

      im sure runkle would be pleased, if he understood.

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  3. LOLOLOL geez, people are so freaking gross

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    1. hahaha yeaaaah... it shouldnt surprise me still.

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  4. I am so sorry... but this is hilarious!!!!

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    1. at this point i hope my life can just serve as a warning to others :P

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  5. Oh man, that's so funny. I'm sorry since it's gross and wrong, but it's still hilarious.

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  6. o.m.g. hahaha... who knows tho, maybe Runkle's got a streak of the exhibitionist in him?

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  7. Too funny...should I even be reading this at work? ;)

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